Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Maybe he injected his testicle?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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