He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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