READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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