the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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