As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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