I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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