Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm really busy with my period
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