You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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