You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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