Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I need to align my fucking chakras
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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