google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
it glows. i had to have it.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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