My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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