is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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