never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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