i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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