I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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