Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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