I think im going to throw up on grandma
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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