I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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