Can Purell be used as lube?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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