She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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