i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What a dumb baby whore.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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