i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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