You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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