I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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