yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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