she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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