Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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