I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You work out of a Hotel?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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