She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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