Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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