He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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