So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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