no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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