Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i out mim tonsoeep
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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