So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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