Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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