my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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