What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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