how can u be prego again
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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