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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.