id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
