Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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