Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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