Sponge bath it is.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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