I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
it hurts more in the daytime
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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