yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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