Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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