I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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