Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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