I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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