420 ftw
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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