Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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