my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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