My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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