why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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